They Can’t Hang Me (1938), listed in Adey’s Locked Room Murders, also offers the added bonus of an impossible crime. Actually, two impossible crimes. Ronald had a lot to live up to. I’m glad to report that despite his background in pulp digests James Ronald does indeed merit all the praise lavished upon him. They Can’t Hang Me is a corker of a mystery novel. Ingenious murder methods call to mind the brilliant John Rhode; two impossible crimes, one of which is worthy of Carr; and witty dialogue reminiscent of Clifford Witting. All are on colorful display in this page-turner of a story.
The plot is familiar to any crime fiction fan and seems lifted from the cliffhanger serials of the 1930s. Lucius Marplay, an inmate from a mental institution, escapes with the intent of carrying out a plan of murderous revenge, threats of which sent him to the asylum in the first place. Each murder is announced in the obituary section of The Echo, the newspaper where the victims work, on the very day of the death leading the police to believe the killer is hiding out in the building. A thorough search of The Echo building and its environs turns up no one who shouldn’t already be there. Though the police are fairly certain the escaped lunatic is the culprit somehow he manages to elude capture with each baffling crime. The title comes from Marplay's claim that his plan is as close to a perfect crime as one can dream up for even if he is caught he can't be hanged as he has already been declared insane. He will just be thrown back into the asylum.
Perhaps what makes the book work so well is Ronald’s sharp sense of humor. Even amidst the terror Ronald still finds ample opportunity to lighten the tone. The book is very funny with handful of well drawn colorful characters who serve as the author’s comic voice. Some of the best wisecracks come from a scene between Agatha Trimm, the guardian of Joan Marplay, daughter to the escaped lunatic and the offbeat private investigator Alastair McNab. Some of my favorites are:
Agatha Trimm: "Cocoa is a perverted taste for a man. I'd be careful of him, Joan."
Alastair McNab: "There's two things I like naked and whiskey's one of them."
Sir John Digby (a psychiatrist fed up with the Freudian imaginings of his female clients): What he longed to say to them was "What you need is more fat here"--slapping them where a woman should be comfortably rounded-- "and then you'd have less fat here" --smacking them on the head.
|Later UK edition, circa 1940s|
Mark Peters -- managing editor ready to fire anyone whose actions threaten to ruin the already tarnished reputation of his dying newspaper.
The aptly named Ambrose Craven -- an overweight skirt chaser whose cowardice and fear has him fainting in every other chapter.
Flinders -- an ex-reporter gone to seed and drink, who’ll risk his life when he turns to blackmail in order to feed his alcoholic cravings.
Alastair McNab -- the odd and rambunctious private investigator determined to unmask the murderer and sell his story to a rival newspaper.
Agatha Trimm -- guardian to the plucky heroine Joan Marplay. Agatha is a tough as nails, no nonsense woman distrusting of nearly every man Joan sets eyes on.
The detective work is shared by two characters. Joan Marplay who acts a sort of girl sleuth trying to prove her father is not the madman the police and newspapermen think he is. She is sure he was sent to the asylum wrongfully and that his sworn revenge was only a reaction to his furor at being thought mad. Then there is McNab who arrives with a letter in of introduction from the asylum announcing he has been hired to track down the escaped Marplay. With his pronounced Scottish brogue, rendered in a typical 1930s phonetic dialect, and his oddball tastes and habits (like carrying his lunch around in a wicker basket wherever he goes), McNab is the most unusual of the cast. So unusual that he arouses the suspicions of Superintendent Wrenn who has his sergeant investigate McNab's background. McNab is shrewd yet enigmatic. One never knows if he is out for himself or if he really wants to solve the case and apprehend Marplay.
They Can't Hang Me is an excellent example of a crime novel that mixes elements of the detective novel with that of the pulp thriller. So good was this first outing I had to read the other easily accessible crime books of James Ronald. I found some of his later books lean towards psychological crime novels that foreshadow the work of Patricia Highsmith and Julian Symons.
Welcome back, John, and bringing an excellent review of an interesting book. I remember reading this years ago in the wonderfully lurid Popular Library edition you show at the top and enjoying it for the same reasons as you mention. Mr. Ronald's brand of ingenuity is scarce.ReplyDelete
Thanks, Noah. This was a very good one and I had to share it with the world. Ronald's others are equally interesting and one in particular is fascinating. Lately I've been reading clunker after clunker -- some of which I never finished. And believe me, they are all best forgotten.Delete
LOL My own blogging efforts have been rather stymied by a lack of BAD books -- perhaps we should trade stacks!!Delete
You're welcome to my battered copy of The Monster of Dagenham Hall by James "King of BAD mystery novels" Corbett. It's perfect for a scathing write-up for your blog series "100 Books You Should Die before You Read".Delete
Yes, indeed, a big welcome back, and we hope things are going better for you. Thanks for your review, too - I'm a sucker for locked-room mysteries.ReplyDelete
Thanks a bunch, B.V. BTW, I've got some new book reviews coming over the weekend. I've finally got back on track. Reading a good book for a change (see comment above) helped free me from of the Nadir of Indifference.Delete
I'm so happy that you've managed to free yourself from the Nadir of Indifference, John. Whatever time you choose to share with us is very much appreciated. Aw heck, you know you're one of my faves. :)ReplyDelete
I loved this review and this is definitely a book I will be reading at some point. I especially loved the bits you quoted - yeah, my kind of writing. I've turned into quite a vintage junky. Mainly thanks to you, m'dear.
Hope all is going well with you and yours. Take good care.
All is well, Yvette. Thanks for the good wishes and the compliments.Delete
"There's two things I like naked and whiskey's one of them." -- I'm stealing that for next time I'm drinking whiskey somewhere besides at home. Nice review!ReplyDelete
That was my favorite line in the whole book, Kelly. No one laughs when McNab says that. As a lame apology he follows up with "That's a wee bit joke, ye ken." No one even cracks a smile. Poor guy.Delete
Too bad so many of these old good ones are OP.ReplyDelete
...and yes, welcome back Just in time for Fall and all the Fall nonsense like pumpkin muffins and falling leaves (which someone must rake up). Glad to have you back.ReplyDelete
I like pumpkin muffins. Hate raking leaves.Delete
We have lots of apple festivals out here that signal that fall is officially here and summer is gone. Wish I were back in your state so I could sample more of the special autumnal beers. First time I ever saw a hops farm. In fact, we saw lots of them in our travels from Portland to Crater Lake to Grants Pass and finally over to the coast.
Ah, that's a peach of a road from Grant's Pass to Crescent City, isn't it? Best Hops farms are in Salem area and out in Hillsboro.Delete
John, good to have you back. An excellent choice for FFB and one I'm not familiar with. Interesting cast of characters. I'll look up some of James Ronald's books. The first cover makes me want to read a physical copy rather than an ebook.ReplyDelete
So glad your posting again! You give me so many challenges - finding these great old books!ReplyDelete
This sounds really great John - you fiend! So glad you're back ...ReplyDelete
Those who enjoy this book would most likely be interested in the same author's Six Were to Die which also has impossible crime elements.ReplyDelete
John--a lovely review for your return! And yet another book to add to the must find and read list. I do love those impossible crimes. Glad to know that all is well for you and that you've successfully escaped the Nadir of Indifference.ReplyDelete
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Scandalous personal stuff! Fill me in, Graeme. I'm all ears. Seriously though --thanks for stopping by. Your great uncle was quite a talent. Have you ever seen the movie of his novel THIS WAY OUT? It stars Charles Laughton and was retitled The Suspect. Well worth your time if you haven't read the book. But you ought to read at least one of his books. I think most of them are excellent examples of crime fiction. He had unusual ideas and pulled off clever tricks in his plots. The book reviewed above is one of his best, I think.Delete